I don't have a lot of patience for cheese
The Orphanage was a horror movie but it made me want to curl up into a ball and cry for the rest of my life. It’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s both suspenseful and tragic. It’s more than amazing.
Here’s a free link to watch it: x
Just click continue as free user and there you have it. :)
How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10
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If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet
yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped
Quick, someone make a 69 joke involving rocks, it’s important
“if i had sixty nine rocks i would eat all of them”
haha gneiss
that was perfectly solid rock pun and you guys know it
*squints at lithuanianblood*
orcs and tieflings are for the gays
are you an orc gay or a tiefling gay
listen 👂🏼 SWEETIE 🙄✋ i may be UGLY 🙊🙅🏽😤 but at least 💋💯 i’m BROKE 💅🏽💅🏽🐸☕️
first date with me is watching shrek and then i fight you during the credits
“free lance grave digger at the age of 10.″ Add this to your resume or at least your bio, you sinister funky little witchling you
the vampire would keep walking into the fucking glass
Now I’m imagining vampire gfs who go on a date at a carnival and get totally lost in the hall of mirrors and a staff member has to come get them out
Also the carnival has a stand that sells deep fried blood
vampire gf who loves makeup but her face never shows up in selfies, so you just see the makeup hovering
hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet
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(random discordant whistling and record scratches)
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this is a they might be giants song
that’s my white noise machine
i need it to sleep
vampire that wear body glitter just to fuck with us
Time! To bitch slap! Some inner demons!
I consider therapy a hands-on process
I am always waiting at attention with a broom to beat my intrusive thoughts back into their corner hole
